Take a hoodie (but cut off the sleeves). Place hood of hoodie over your head but don't put your arms through the arm holes. Now grab the bottom corners of the hoodie and pull them back away from your body. You should end up with something very akin to a sweet, sweet cape. To complete the exercise, please exit your place of employment with awesome cape contraption around 5:30 pm (right when the film crew has sat down for their dinner) and declare outloud to yourself, and by proxy every one sitting down to dinner, that "Ahhhh *incoherent grumble* I'm going home now!!!"
Now look up into the crowd, make sure that unbelievably hot actor witnessed you stretch like a construction worker in your makeshift cape and announce that you are leaving for home. Good job, mission accomplished. Exit the building with your head down.
my end of day in a nutshell.
Reasons why this is crazy embarrassing: These people have just sat down to dinner, which means they probably have at least 4-5 hours left before they can go home...way to rub it in that you get to leave early biznatch. Secondly, and most importantly, HOT ACTOR witnessed you in a freaking makeshift HOODIE CAPE! AHH!!!!! WHY GOD WHY!!! I'm barred from human interaction for life!
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