the ills

I feel like i have a variety of sicknesses beginning to plague my bodice (hypochondria).  

Symptoms are as follows: morning and various times of the day congestion, ear unhappiness, being tired 24/7, headaches, loss of hair (kidding, but i felt this was a good symptom to end on)

Suspected ills:

mononucleosis, slow death, meningitis, a cold